I love to cook. I am pretty good at it. I learned some of my recipes from my mother, some from television, but mostly, I learned to cook by working in restaurants.

I always started as a waiter, not someone who worked in the kitchen, but I often moved up to head waiter, and occasionally manager.

As a restaurant manager, I had to be able to step in for anyone from bartender to busboy, from dishwasher to chef. Before starting any manager position, I arranged to work each position at least one shift to demonstrate to myself and my employees competency.

Having come from the front of the house, I always spent at least a week in the kitchen, learning to prepare all of the dishes. I came to enjoy cooking.

I can make soups, and am a saute demon, but I never mastered baking.

I love cheesecake, and long ago mastered frugal gourmet Jeff Smith’s recipe. A graham cracker crust is simple to make, and the quality of the ingredients used makes the biggest impact on taste – specialty Italian cream cheeses from Traverso’s market will always make a better cheesecake than Philly spread.

Last week, for the first time ever, I made a fruit pie. I had a gallon of fresh picked blackberries find their way into my kitchen, so the time seemed right to learn.

I found a simple pie crust recipe on the ‘net, and found a recipe for blackberry pie filling. Although, I know next to nothing about baking, and I know that baking is the most measured ingredient specific cooking discipline, I tweaked both recipes and was blown away with the result.

I made three blackberry pies, served with french vanilla ice cream, they were gone in less than 24 hours.

I am my most harsh critic when it comes to cooking, so when something I cook tastes great to me – well, it’s damn good.

Inspired by my success, yesterday, I made four strawberry pies. My pie crust is as good as any I’ve ever tasted – just sayin’ – and you can’t go wrong with strawberry anything for dessert. Served with fresh whipped cream and a touch of mint…why didn’t I start baking sooner?

From an Easter Egg in the Buckaroo Bonzai DVD comes a recipe for Chicken in a Watermelon. Why? Who cares, that’s why. Mad delicious, and ridiculous to boot. Your friends and family will not believe it.

Chicken in a Watermelon

Total time : 5 hours

1 very large watermelon
1 roaster chicken, about 5 to 6 pounds
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
1 lemon
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 teaspoon five-spice powder
2 tablespoons chilled butter.

  1. Cut a 1/4-inch-thick horizontal slice off bottom of watermelon, so it won’t roll. Discard. Cut off the top third of the melon horizontally, then scoop out seeds and enough of the pulp from both remain parts to make room for the chicken.
  2. Season cavity of chicken with salt and pepper. Insert lemon pricked with fork, along with 1 tablespoon of the soy sauce. Brush outside of chicken with remaining soy sauce, and sprinkle with five-spice powder,
  3. Place chicken in the larger part of the melon, and position the other piece of melon on top, securing with long skewers.
  4. Preheat oven to 400 degrees, and bake 2 hours. Then, reduce heat to 300 degrees and bake 2 1/2 hours longer.
  5. Place watermelon on a tray and show it to guests. Return it to kitchen: remove chicken and carve. With a ladle, remove juices from watermelon and reduce in skillet until thickened; whisk in cold butter and spoon over chicken before serving.

Yield: 8 servings

Note, orient melon on side instead of upright. This is really delicious. An absolutely unique flavor to experience.

I love Anthony Bourdain. I am envious of him. Bourdain earned his privileges, he was the executive chef at Les Halles in New York for ten years, he wrote Kitchen Confidential (which I will be rereading today), and a number of other books, he writes shorter pieces for magazines and his own blog, and he is now best known as the host of the Travel Channel’s show No Reservations.

You will never hear Bourdain describe food as “Yum-O”, scream “Bam!”, try to “Kick It Up A Notch” with some “Eee-Vee-Oh-Oh”. He’s not a fan of the concept of celebrity chef, and isn’t ironic about having become one. He loves cooking, cooks, and chefs, be they unknown or celebrity; he mocks and derides celebrities who play chef.

Bourdain is too easily hurt, he has a million self defense mechanisms in place, cynicism most chiefly evident. What makes his No Reservations show appointment television in my house is being able to see the cynicism slip, then fall away, as beauty, pure and powerful, undoes Bourdain and transforms him before our eyes.

I have worked restaurants, mostly front of house, waiting tables from Dennys to tuxedo service, and managing a restaurant/nightclub where I made sure I knew how to do everyone’s job in case I needed to in an emergency. I can tend bar, I can wash dishes, I can make soups and salads and prep food, and I can cook. I loved cooking.

In my personal life, I still love to cook. I would like a little more room to do it in, and my 12 year old son wishes that our dishwasher was automatic and not named Charlie, but I love to cook. I have the ability to see a recipe, imagine it, re-imagine it better with mental adjustments of ingredients and cooking techniques, mentally select a perfect pairing wine, then go shopping and come home to execute a wonderful meal…or not. A few of my best dishes took 3 or 4 improvements before they taste as good or better than I originally imagined.

I have been hurt in my past, who hasn’t? Like Bourdain, I spent many years being cynical. Cynicism protects the cynic from hurt, but it also drives away the people you don’t need to protect yourself from. Self inflicted unnecessary and tiring armor.

I have dropped the armor. Well, I may still have a shield handy, but I’m not wearing a full suit anymore. I can get hurt, but I can also join with happier, sweeter, better, and more interesting people. My life is much improved, and continues to improve. Perfect? No, but I think the process of striving for the rarely and transitorily attainable is worth the effort.

Anyway, I am going to be applying for a new job. A winery is looking for someone to get the message of what they do out in a non-traditional way, using social network sites and blog/vblog entries.

I am a native of the area they want described. I worked for a winery for eight years. I know wine, and food, and share what I know with anyone who will listen out of love now. I love Sonoma County, my home, where I grew up. I sold, drank and cooked with wine made from grapes grown by this winery in their own vineyard ranch. I have a Bachelor of Science degree in Marketing. Exhibitor Magazine awarded me the Expert Exhibitor Award three consecutive years for tradeshow marketing of Sonoma County wine. As you are reading this, you know I blog, and am on myspace. I also have facebook and twitter accounts. I post on a number of forums.

I may actually be as qualified, as perfect for the job I will be seeking, as Bourdain is for his. I really can’t imagine anyone else being as good at what I am uniquely able to do, and get the job or not, this is exciting.

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